Mokihana's Microwave Macadamia Nut Brittle   
Recipe Number: 1136248014
Contributor: Mokihana
Ingredients
1 C Sugar
1/2 C Light corn syrup
1 1/2 C halved or slightly chopped Macadamia nuts
1 Tbsp Butter
1 tsp Vanilla
1 tsp Baking soda
Cooking Instructions
K'den. First take one cookie sheet and spray really good wit cooking spray, oa else butter um real good. Put in da oven at 200 degrees. Yeah, I know da buggah get nomo nuttin on um. Either spray oa butter one rubbah scraper. NOT yoah rubbah slippah! Keep dis one separate from da one u going use for stir stuffs in. Measure out da vanilla, da butter an da baking soda. U going need to grab um wikiwiki, so have um all ready. Put da sugar and corn syrup in one microwave bowl. If u get any kine big one wit handle, mo bettah. Mix um good, den put in da microwave and heat on high foah 4 minutes. Stir um good aftah about 2 minutes. Take out of da microwave, den add da macadamia nuts. Stir um up good. Put back in microwave and microwave on high from 3-5 minutes (depends on da wattage of yoah microwave) until da stuffs come all golden brown. No cook too dark.. jass golden brown. Stir in da butter an da vanilla. Put back in microwave an cook 1 minute more. K'den, now u going hafto work really fass. Hemo da cookie sheet from da oven. No forget use potholder! Wen da 1 minute up in da microwave, take out da bowl wikiwiki an stir in da baking soda. Da mixture going come all foamy/creamy. Stir um up real good, den pour out onto da hot cookie sheet, an use da buttered scraper to spread out da brittle till is pretty thin. Going be more easy cuz stay hot da pan. No worry if get small kine pukas an is not smooth. Kinda press down an make da brittle as even as u can. Dat's it! Lettum cool, den break up into small kine pieces, and if u no whack um right den, store in one airtight container.
Additional Comments
Dis is so easy and so ono! I make plenny foah Christmas cookie gifts. Oni takes about 10 minutes, too. U can also use Spanish peanuts oa dry roasted peanuts if u like.